when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming